The Orange Chicken Chipotle Burrito

The Orange Chicken Chipotle Burrito

Okay, thinking about this honestly takes me back a few years. I can remember a few of my friends talking about this whenever we would stop at a Chipotle on tour. Usually wherever the Chipotle was, you could turn around and see a Panda Express within walking distance. One of my friends had such a large appetite that he would often eat two Chipotle burritos or a burrito and a quesadilla in one sitting. I thought that was pretty crazy at the time. So as we were walking out of the Chipotle after one of these said times, a friend of mine looked over at a Panda Express and was like, "You won't eat an Orange Chicken Chipotle Burrito." And so the legend was born.

From that day on, no one ever dared to even try and eat one of these things. Sure we'd talk about it and lie and say that we were, "Gonna do it the next time I go!" But it never happened. So the Orange Chicken Chipotle Burrito never happened, and we honestly didn't talk about it for a while. Just recently though we started talking about it again, and I thought about it for a second or two and made me decision. I was gonna eat that bitch! Yeah! I love orange chicken, especially from Panda, and hell yeah I love Chipotle Burritos. Who doesn't? It was a done deal.

So here it is:

1 Chipotle Burrito consisting of the following:

Chicken

Pinto and Black Beans

Rice

Sour Cream

Guacamole

Cheese

Lettuce

Hot Salsa

Then I unwrapped the burrito and added the following:

1 small side of Orange Chicken from Panda Express

blam!

In all honestly, this thing was pretty tough. For $11.25 all in all this was seriously the biggest and most badass burrito I've ever eaten in my ENTIRE life. It was pretty crazy tasting burrito, I'll tell you that much. Both the orange chicken and the spicy charbroiled chicken. The only problem was in all honesty the next morning, I felt like I had a mexican and chinese man wrestling each other in the middle of my lower intestine. I now truly realize why none of us ever stepped up to the plate and took this bad boy out. Oh I did, and i the words of someone who is probably reading this, "pics or it didn't happen".

Panda-Pote, YOU WONT